In our latest recruitment video, CEO Archie states, “If you wanted oxygen, you should’ve become an astronaut. Here on Earth, where IneptiCorp is based, we promote branding over breathing. Start branding your ass off, and you’ll learn what it’s like to operate in a zero-gravity environment.”
Whether it’s something said by IneptiCorp’s CEO or our spontaneous rebrand, mainstream news seems to love taking swipes at the company, our culture, our counter-intuitive strategies, or our cool design decisions.
One thing is for sure: journalists are obsessed with our quirky view of the world. As they should be.
Will This Be The Best Pitch on Shark Tank’s Upcoming Season?
(Los Angeles, CA) - The anticipation is building as IneptiCorp prepares to face the ultimate business pitch in an upcoming ...
Did IneptiCorp Just Release an Apple Vision Pro Killer That Restores Sight to the Blind?
IneptiCorp, the “bad boy of rebrands” that caused waves this year with its “popsicle rebrand” has unleashed another tsunami of ...
Partnership with Taylor Swift? More Fake News As Fans Have Emotional Meltdown — IneptiCorp Rebranding Takes Another Crazy Turn
IneptiCorp's alleged rebranding collab with Taylor Swift turned out to be as real as a unicorn DJing at a corporate ...
Rebrand Catastrophe: Is Humor The Secret Weapon for Rapid Business Growth?
(BURLINGTON, VT) January 15, 2024 – Secret weapon alert: In light of the recent "flavorful" rebranding of IneptiCorp, one popular ...
IneptiCorp Announces Groundbreaking Rebrand, “Creating the Future… Because It’s Coming”
NEW YORK, Jan. 8, 2024 -- Today marks a historic moment for IneptiCorp as they unveil their visionary rebranding, a ...
Happiness is not the only thing that can make you happy…
IneptiMerch isn't just merch. It's so merch more.... When Alice first came to us, she was the human equivalent of ...