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Did IneptiCorp Just Release an Apple Vision Pro Killer That Restores Sight to the Blind?

February 3, 2024 by David Brier

Apple Vision Pro killer exposed with Beard Tattoo

IneptiCorp, the “bad boy of rebrands” that caused waves this year with its “popsicle rebrand” has unleashed another tsunami of madness.

They’ve come out with “IneptiCorp iSee” which claims two breakthroughs:

  • It enhances and restores eyesight (according to IneptiCorp), and
  • It introduces their revolutionary Beard Tattoo technology that projects a hologram onto facial hair (minimum beard length: 9 inches)

Should Apple’s Vision Pro Be Worried?

We didn’t believe it either when we first heard it, so we requested photos.

Of their revolutionary “beard tattoo” as they call their hologram technology.

And to our shock, they sent over the photos.

Vision Pro enjoyed by customers

These images certainly opened our eyes (and they seem legit, no photo manipulation it seems).

The “beard tattoo” is certainly a game-changer and, what’s crazy, it requires no refrigeration.

Making a Lasting Impression

Below shows their outdoor campaign with the headline, “How to look better. Instantly.” pushing not only their iSee technology but their beard tattoo hologram at the same time.

Apple's Vision Pro Killer outdoor advert for IneptiCorp

Stay tuned for IneptiCorp’s next eye-opening release.

And don’t forget to download IneptiCorp’s free PDF on 104 ways to rebrand here.

Apple's Vision Pro showing the revolutionary Beard Tattoo.

Filed Under: The Latest News Tagged With: apple vision, apple vision pro, David Brier, parody, rebrand, rebranding

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