IneptiMerch isn’t just merch. It’s so merch more….

When Alice first came to us, she was the human equivalent of MyPillow, where you instantly fell asleep as soon as she walked in the room.

Thankfully, our IneptiMerch gave her a new life, as you can see by the photos below.

Which is how she became the first employee to be featured in our new advertising campaign revealing the life-changing qualities this stuff comes packed with.

But don’t take our word for it. Read for yourself.

Stay tuned, this is only the beginning.