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We Hear You
Our Ethos
“Listening is what we do. Action is what we take.”
“Fake news sucks.”
IneptiCorp CEO Archibald Noblerthan
“Don’t believe what you hear.
The picture the news paints is wildly exaggerated and filled with implications.
“This reporter doesn’t know his head from his arse, despite his British accent. This can’t overshadow the shallowness of their misleading news.
“IneptiCorp will always be about a future filled with profit and people way ahead of what people think they need.
“Remember: this rebrand is the collective result of decades of experience and talent.”
Archie, CEO
The IneptiTeam
“The IneptiTeam requirements are rigorous.
Why? Because we’re creating a future since it’ll be here any day now.
“From Lois in our Financial Resolve Division to Richie in Human Endeavors, this team puts the ‘i’ back in Ineptitude and the ‘u’ back in the Future.”
Archie, CEO
No, you’re not dreaming.
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Personal results will inevitably vary, and no action figures are available at this time.